"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009
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Get the Ultimate Blumpkin mug.When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021
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Get the anti-blumpkin mug.The act of giving or receiving a blumpkin while on the street. Subject A proceeds to defecate in a street, sidewalk, or alleyway. Subject B performs fellatio on Subject A during the defecation process.
The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
Get the Street Blumpkin mug.This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.
by Blumpkin_Taskmaster April 24, 2010
Get the Cherry Blumpkin mug.i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
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