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by Txkyo May 2, 2020
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(STD’s) with low self esteem. Has never been considered hot or pretty and not necessarily attractive, with more of a butter face and she knows it. She just wont say no to sex, will spread anywhere, anytime, in parked cars, known as the gangbang girl and for letting gay/bi men have sex in her vagina . Has a reputation that everyone except her clueless boyfriend knows because she keeps all of it a secret. Fun to pass around at parties but not the girl you want to date.
(STD’s) with low self esteem. Has never been considered hot or pretty and not necessarily attractive, with more of a butter face and she knows it. She just wont say no to sex, will spread anywhere, anytime, in parked cars, known as the gangbang girl and for letting gay/bi men have sex in her vagina . Has a reputation that everyone except her clueless boyfriend knows because she keeps all of it a secret. Fun to pass around at parties but not the girl you want to date.
She has a boyfriend but she is a slut girlfriend. Any compliment will get you laid. You can fuck her whenever you want . She will fuck all of us when her her boyfriend is out of town.
by anonymous October 23, 2020
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when your best friend messes up, you say "great going girlfriend" usually accociated with boys, and said sarcastically
by nobody in particular:) February 15, 2009
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by MrCloutGod February 16, 2019
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by Paralytic August 5, 2010
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Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.
by colleague June 11, 2009
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When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.
by Thought's Catalyst September 18, 2005
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