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Dragging Gnar Bikes

Riding a downhill mountain bike with full suspension down a hill very rapidly, into large sums of roost and loamy soil formations. May also include riding over large rocks and slimy roots at mach10.
''Is anyone going dragging gnar bikes down some hills tomorrow?
by rocksandroots June 30, 2011
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Rides a girl's bike

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"
That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.
by trillonline.com November 21, 2002
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Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.
by Trevor November 12, 2004
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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon July 16, 2008
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Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop
by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020
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bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.
The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.
by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015
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Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018
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