Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

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Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

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Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

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big tastey dick

a really tastey dick.

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

by mommy milker drinker February 23, 2024

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Big dick time

When you get so hard your dick curves away like skateboard ramp and you shag your sister because your to lonley to get a gf lonley cunt but still have a fun time

Hey step bro want to have a Big dick time

by Dylan gibbs March 18, 2022

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