dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Bender

A 90's term used to describe a gay man. A man who likes willy. Similar to 'bent'. Not the same as a yurt!!

That guy is a massive bender. (Not the same as 'my dad lived in a bender')

by Old yurt August 30, 2020

Bullet Bender

A tactic used in FPS games in which a player takes advantage of a lag spike to kill other players in places where they actually aren't. So if you have good internet and are hiding behind cover, Acoording to someone crappy internet you are not behind cover. Thus making it seem like the bullet is bending around the corner to kill the other person.

Player 1: Oh no my internet my sucks but I will try and kill you anyway!
Player 2: Oh plz don't you fucking faggot
*Player 2 goes into shelter*
*Player 2 dies of Bullet Bending*
Player 2: Dude your shit internet killed me now STFU you bullet bender faggot.
Player 1: ez ez ez

by TheRealMeaningOfOnlineWords101 September 8, 2020

Bender

The act of drinking over the course of a couple of days discrediting the linear time establishment and bending it to the next conscious day.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: It’s Sunday.
Person 1: Oh man we went on a complete bender.

by ellordito September 12, 2020

Dirt bender

Someone who defecates on another person

Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night

by Poop fetish September 22, 2020

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Bender Weather

When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.

Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.

by Natty_Nate September 29, 2020