Justin Bieber

1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.

2) New nickname for losers.

3) The act of sucking.

1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11

Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.

2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.

3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.

by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012

Justin Bieber

A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.

Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)

8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need

them?

by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011

beiner

a mexican fence hopping jew

*matt caroline and willy rider were on their journy to the temple of poon when they so inconvientally came across a fence

"BEINER.. BEEEIINNNNNERRRR !" shouts matt

by carolinematt January 20, 2009

Justin Bieber

Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.

(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.

(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).

by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013

Justin Bieber

Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.

Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!

Yeah thats why I brought this gun.

by Matt Spouse February 22, 2011

Bieberette

A girl whos in love with the pop sensation Justin Drew Bieber, thinks his cute, adorible, hot, sexy, ect. Biebergasms are common and quite normal for bieberettes because they're lack of sucess in trying to find sweet caring guys like justin. Males roll their eyes at the female behavior witch has became a riot of bieliebers latley because of uber sexy 16 year old.

Guy 1:Dude thats where the Justin Bieber concert is tonight
Guy 2:yeah look at all the Bieberettes.

by CheyShawtyBieber January 23, 2011

bieber

Noun:
Something small and insignificant that annoys you greatly.
Verb:
To annoy someone with something small and insignificant.

"That Justin Biebler kid really biebers me."

by Drunk Ex-Pastors November 17, 2014