Liberal Beard

A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.

"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"

by foz2121 March 9, 2012

Leave Beard

The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.

The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.

by 7h0rn3 April 10, 2010

Bearded Indian

A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.

"lock up your daughters, there was a bearded Indian sighting over Guilford"

by piopett April 27, 2009

Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.

Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!

by Beard Rape August 25, 2009

Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

white beard

The art of cumming all over your partner's lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.

Ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that shit!

by Captian Explicative August 4, 2006

Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.

Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop

by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009