mom battle

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.

whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

Batman

Hardass comic book character created by Bob Kane.

... Who is unfortunatley riddiculed on www.urbandictionary.com with moronic definitions.

Your innuendo isn't even funny.

by Anonymous March 13, 2005

Battle of Ontario

When the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs and their arch-rivals, the Ottawa Senators, play each other. Intense during regular season but even more so during the playoffs. Every Battle of Ontario in the post-season has been won by the Maple Leafs(4-2 in 2000, 4-0 in 2001, 4-3 in 2002, 4-3 in 2004).

The Battle of Ontario will be decided tonight during game 7 at the Air Canada Center.

by stan21 May 5, 2006

battleball

Some game on habbo where you bounce around like a little fucktard and try and get as many squares locked in.
Free on Habbo AU. (www.habbo.com.au) for a limited time.

Dvc: "I pwn at battleball!"
Rios: "I'm b3tt3r @ it."

by kim rules. April 4, 2008

Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.

"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"

by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009

feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman

Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman

by 12ev3 July 28, 2014

battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.

man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.

by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010