by Chode McGraw May 24, 2009


by 3e_fro March 20, 2005

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.
"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."
"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"
"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"
by lespoos June 29, 2010

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.
Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!
by leweeman November 9, 2010

When spooning turns to touching and the little spoon pushes their ass back into the big spoon signaling their down to get it on.
by Beast.Master October 21, 2017

A wool is short for the Liverpool term Wooly Back which is a derogatory expression for people from lancashire and cheshire, originating from the early 1900's when the population of lancashire used to wear a form of sheepskin coat and was considered to be a sheep shagger by scousers.
This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse
This of course has not changed much, except the lancashire and cheshire fashion sense has got worse
a Liverpool football song from the 70's
There's a wooly over there
baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back
thats a f8cking wooly back
There's a wooly over there
baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back
thats a f8cking wooly back
by Tommy w November 1, 2005
