kook attack

this is when a crazy ass kook comes up to you and pull the old shibby shabby

"excuse me young man, are you ok" -old man
"no, what happened?"- young man\
" you just got a kook attack busta"- old man
"shit cracka"- young man

by max and lil stein May 31, 2007

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

Zhuang Attack

An asian or pacific islander that publicly embarasses themselves with their clothes that they wear everyday, bowl haircut, or "size"

"Wow, Eric was such a Zhuang Attack with his new haircut!"

by Antwonia October 12, 2011

whale attack

Doing a fat chick

Last night i was drunk n got in a whale attack!

by woodr41 January 18, 2010

panda attack

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

Tud Attack

When you take a shit, an when you take the shit, Fart gases come out your ass hole causing your toilet to look like World War 2.

Oh my god.!, you juss had a tud attack in the bathroom an didnt clean it up.!!

by EbonyBitch300 January 16, 2010

Timmy Attack

A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.

*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.

"I'm havin' a timmy attack wanna go to timmy's and grab a coffee???"

by muhfucker November 13, 2007