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A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019
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The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.
Dogs are the coolest!
by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019
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A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you
I have never seen my dog leave my side when danger is near
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If a girl repetitively calls you a dog, she wants you to fuck her
by Geeenius February 27, 2019
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Dogs are better than cats
That’s all there is to say
by The true truth teller 101 September 28, 2019
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The best animal ever, everyone’s favorite animal. Dogs are furry, funny, curious animals that usually like to play. They are smart, cute, and hilarious. They can be guard dogs and help people, or can just be your best friend. They are loyal and care about you, they usually love visitors, children, or other animals. When they make a mistake (for example if they are puppies) no matter how mad you are, you laugh because they are just to cute to be mad at. They can cuddle with you protect you and love you. They are your best friend.
by I’malittlegirlthing November 22, 2017
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Man's best friend. An animal that is smart, friendly, protective, caring, playful, loving, and furry. This animal is the best pet to have if you want to be happy, unless you're a cat person, which is fine too. Dogs can be many different colors and sizes, and they have different personalities too. If you ever see a dog, never be mean to them. If you don't like dogs, still don't be mean to them. It's your fault you don't like them, not you. Don't listen if other people say that Dogs are mean, because they might just not know Dogs well.
by #Iloveanimals December 9, 2017
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