Shotgun Anus

When a male is in the middle of a threeway and double penetration is involved he may call "shotgun anus", giving him the right to stuff the girl's pooper with his fat choad. The first person to call "shotgun anus" has dibs on the chick's crap factory. See choad, and/or calling shotgun for further reference.

Shall we double take that chick? Oh sweet......SHOTGUN ANUS!!

Shotgun Anus by Johnny Albright March 1, 2005

Anxious Anus 

-inability to take a dump when not alone in a public restroom.

I can never take a dump in our dorm bathroom because i have anxious anus.

Anxious Anus by BLT64 March 3, 2010

ripe anus 

Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.

1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)

ripe anus by NickName4U May 2, 2006

soggy anus 

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

soggy anus by Hakko December 14, 2003

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge) 

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge) by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005

Prolapsed Anus 

Rectal prolapse is protrusion of rectal tissue through the anus to the exterior of the body.

Jim gaped her ass last night during the first hour, a little after that he gave her a prolapsed anus.

Prolapsed Anus by Nalrune March 5, 2009

Random Anus Pain 

An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.

A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.

Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.

It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.

You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random Anus Pain...

Random Anus Pain by Rydo January 24, 2011