an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.

Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!

by Voldypoo February 11, 2010

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on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 22, 2024

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Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

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The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".

"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula

by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018

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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022

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