The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007

Alaskan Firedragon

An Alaskan Firedragon is NOT a sexual act. The sexual act the other alaskan firedragon definitions are refering to is an alabama firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon is a dragon native to Alaska.

My pet Alaskan Firedragon is gunna eat all u crackas that claim the A.F. is a sexual act. Morons.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2007

Alaskan Hot Dog

When a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a dildo and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.

Peter: Gosh Linda this hot dog sure is good! Where did you get it from?

Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh

Peter: what?

Linda: .....Oh just Publix

by Patty cakesss March 13, 2011

Alaskan Blow

When a guy and a girl give each other blowjobs in the snow. sometimes adding snow in each others mouths.

Dude, Me and Stacy did an Alaskan Blow lastnight. im still unthawing my dick!

by bawkface. December 13, 2010

alaskan fireball

a: when a woman is giving head and the man ejaculates and yells out "I HAVE HERPES!" the woman gets so surprised she shoots the cum out of her nose.

"i didnt know that alaskan fireballs sting."

by maiii June 22, 2006

The Alaskan Bull worm

A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied

When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........

by Mistertux441 November 23, 2016