"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
by punklovedesigns.com May 02, 2013
by Jacksoncage January 29, 2021
'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 29, 2018
Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?
Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!
Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
by Le Roi November 16, 2016
The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up
Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
by The turd master December 11, 2013
This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.
For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 17, 2022