Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.

Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?

by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020

Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.

"Maddie is such a muffin humper."

by Nerdstock October 2, 2013

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey April 24, 2016

muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot

Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned

by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017

Muffin Crevasse

The line in between abs or fat on one's stomach.

- "Have you been working out? Your abs are tight!"
- "Yeah, but I still need to get rid of my muffin crevasse."

by infected xD July 27, 2010