Gym Crew

see baltika

don't forget the baltika 9!

by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.

I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.

by NB11B April 26, 2021

gym enthusiast

Stupid boyfriend who doesn’t want to admit he’s a gym rat

He calls himself a gym enthusiast even though he’s a gym rat

by bfloverr August 24, 2022

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

by colallanwill September 25, 2025

gym nerd

Someone who goes to the gym but doesn't use the equipment. The average gym nerd continually talks about form and caloric intake. Being a gym nerd is often accompanied by a PT certification.

The gym nerd kept leering at me and tried to tell me I wasn't extending enough.

by WGstyles March 8, 2023