Salame (Text)

Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian

1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.
Salame (Text) example:

Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.

Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.
by Hog1 June 21, 2007
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Text Creeper

A person who continues to text you multiple times after you have not responded.
Mike: I was thinking about texting that girl from the party last weekend... Bob: I wouldn't, I hear she's a total text creeper.
by MrThaddeus March 26, 2009
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The help text

When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.
'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'
by Roch leople specials December 04, 2016
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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
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Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!
by dksuperman December 17, 2015
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e-text

The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account.
My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text.
by Sacto J-hole April 28, 2009
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Text bumper

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.
1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.
by larrydonovan May 08, 2009
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