The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
by Hailey Stood September 05, 2022
by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
Fuck Jared
by Fuck Jared August 30, 2020
A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
by usswidowmaker5 January 26, 2022
A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
by BlackPoker May 24, 2018
"JARED can you read the sentence"
"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 17, 2019
by Big lil j May 11, 2019