Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.
by Hailey Stood September 05, 2022
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A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator
by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
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The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.
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by Fuck Jared August 30, 2020
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A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
Jared has a massive dick.
by usswidowmaker5 January 26, 2022
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A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
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Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.
"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 17, 2019
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Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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