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FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
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Flat Fettish

Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish
Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)

Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.

Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!
by Xaviertheflatlover May 24, 2020
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The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."
"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"
by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019
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flat bickie

Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.
“Oscar bro go flat bickie”, “yeh righto brother I’m on it”
by YEWW33 April 25, 2019
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The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017
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Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flat ting

Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!
Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass

Jimbob: ......
by Description of girls January 13, 2017
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