Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

by steam1234 July 8, 2010

Carl Mercier Paquette

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.

Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

by DubstepAmateur100 December 30, 2011

Hot Carl

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

hot Carl

wrong.
hot Carl is anal then Oral, resulting in an almost Caramel taste...above is wrong
Rusty trombone is boning your girl when on a period when stickin' it in Her mouth; thus the Rusty taste from blood of the period ( iron in the blood)

Hey, i got a " hot Carl" last night and Nancy doesn't even like caramel

by cedric wallace January 22, 2015

white boy carl

THE FINEST BOY ON SHAMELESS

OMGGG WHITE BOY CARLLLLLL

by aaagrimage July 31, 2021

Cold Carl Sandwich

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)

"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021