Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.
by Joey's corp September 23, 2020
Get the De-Covidmug. To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
Get the Covid Privilegemug. by Harvey Dogg December 20, 2020
Get the covid fatmug. Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
Get the Covid Coochmug. The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covidmug. When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
by JR382 January 14, 2022
Get the Covid Showermug. To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
Get the Covid degreemug.