Zach

A person who is addicted to oxycontin and heroin, constantly gels his hair so it won't "frizz", cries when runs over baby squirrels, deletes his ex gf on facebook, uses the words "whatever" and "never ever ever ever" daily, basically an overemotional girl.

Dude he's such a Zach

by FUXWITME317 November 3, 2010

Zach

The most wonderful lay in the world, Once you have sex with him, he'll make you cum and cum, and cum again. He has never ending energy and loves to play rough. Other than the sexual side, he's got a really sweet side to him as well.
He'll text you while he's on break just to say "Hey baby I love you." and he tells you he's always thinking about you.

I just love zach, he is the best zach i've ever had.

by Snickers794 January 10, 2011

dirty zachary

One who puts his head between his ankles while having his thumbs in his ass that hasn't been wiped in 3 days

Josh walked in on his brother giving himself a dirty zachary.

by Josh Moon September 29, 2017

Zach

A cheating asshole who likes to have sex with you then brag about it to his friends who then try to hook up with you once you break up. STAY AWAY ladies he is bad news all around. He only lasts a minute or two in bed then likes to brag about how good he is. Dont be fooled by his sweet smile, he is a douche and deserves to get a rare STD that has no cure and makes your penis fall off...oh wait...his penis is so small already that there wouldnt be much to fall off. And watch out for that crazy tongue thing he does while you are kissing...his spit gets EVERWHERE!

you are being such a zach right now

by girl who hates him May 25, 2011

Zach Effron

V. To wish the evil spirit of the well-known high school musical star upon another.
N. Any other swear word.
A. Amazing, the pinnacle

1. Bob "Shut up or Imma Zach effron yo bitch ass!"
2. Bob "Holy Zach Effron!"
3. Bob "That is Zach Effron!"

by Dr. Serendipitous February 10, 2008

Zachary

Someone is a fuck.

Zachary is such a fuck.

by Lilbax January 30, 2019

zach

1. the biggest fag alive. he is a total dickface and is a jerk to all girls. tends to be in love with sluts who talk about whip cream and chocolate sauce. wishes he could have a penis in his mouth, and secretly hides it. normally has boners for girls with names that start with E or Kendall. MAJOR fag. no doubt about it ;D

2. liar with a big duck in his pants.

3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.

4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)

that guy was such a ZACH!

by aztalikat January 19, 2008