like you're hit

An illiterate term used by ghetto people who frequent jail, meaning you're less than they are but in reality they are less than you.

I'm classy, intelligent, beautiful and Independant and like you're hit.

by Sugardaddy teachings May 23, 2018

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

You're my purple

Another way of saying " you're gay"
Also used for platonic (or maybe not 🌚) soulmates that have gay energy.

"George, you're my purple." ".. Sure man, you're my purple too, but no homo"

They are most of the time homo anyways.

by Larry the platypus April 13, 2023

When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

by Gore finger February 2, 2022

You're Too Slow

An infamous catchphrase said by Sonic The Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl that was immediately turned into a meme likely as soon as it was heard.

Person who wants to play the game: "Bro stop running away!"
Annoying Sonic Player: "yOu'Re ToO SlOw!"

by SonicTheBombhog May 17, 2022