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When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
mugGet the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug.

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone
“girl if you wont care your ass
i cant wait to care my ass”
by anonymous October 1, 2023
mugGet the care your assmug.

Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
by LLamadan January 8, 2019
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blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
mugGet the blast your assmug.

Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
mugGet the Shit in Your Assmug.
If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa
When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.
by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
mugGet the Myabe tanisha will call your dog assmug.

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