jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist

What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?

by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019

watch your ass

Watch your back

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"

by Alhind69 July 3, 2022

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 19, 2017

Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog

Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!

by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019