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Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.
My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.
by Idofishbad December 1, 2025
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Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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Lum from Wisconsin

Lum, is one of the cool people in 7S Discord and one of my favourite people there. He isn’t annoying - unlike 7S Ollie and 7S Emmo. He is a person you want to be like. He does have some kinks here and there; Astolfo, Yagami Yato, Nekos, Banana Fish, Hinata, Killua.
He also likes his Hisoka Body Pillows, he’s a big fan of them.

He also does like standing up against the 7S Staff Team with 10z, it’s pretty fun until they get muted by some idiots who don’t know how to do their jobs.

Overall, lum is a cool guy. He is the one of the people that keeps lounge nice and active. Although we just talk about anime but its much better talking about fortnite..
10z: bread guy is corrupt
and 7 sins is fucked,
oh no the team is dying,
but nobody is crying,

because lowkey i don’t care.
Lum From Wisconsin;
bread guy is corrupt
and 7 sins is fucked,
oh no the team is dying,
but nobody is crying,

because lowkey i don’t care.
7S Emmo; ?mute @lum and 10z spamming hateful poems about staff members
by DontClickOnThis August 2, 2020
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Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth
That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo
by Face tickler July 2, 2025
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Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.
by boobitters March 25, 2021
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Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present
(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap
by Cumgutters November 1, 2025
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