Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
Get the Texas Tape&Floatmug. Float Life:
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
Get the Float Lifemug. by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013
Get the Floating the dinosaurmug. 
by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023
Get the Root Beer Floatmug. 1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.
2) A Tesla Model 3
2) A Tesla Model 3
Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.
by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022
Get the Chelsea milk floatmug. A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.
Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023
Get the Burger Float 4Evermug.