The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020
Get the Davidmug. ur a David d
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
Get the Davidmug.