whoisitis

A disease caused by whos

I can't be around who's or I'll get whoisitis

by Mason Robertson May 2, 2017

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017

whooshy whoosh

A whoosh whoosh is the act of whooshing very whoosh like.

“She just a whooshy whooshed all The way across the field!”

by Daniel the definer November 27, 2017

whomst dadoomst

A term for people on Mountain Dew rushes.

He was so whomst dadoomsted last night

by MAN PEPE April 23, 2018

Whoosarrass

That moment you thought you replied to someone’s text and you get mad because they haven’t answered but when you check, you realize you didn’t answer. You’re constantly checking your phone’s lock screen to see if they’ve responded because you think that you must’ve not heard the notification and you finally decide to unlock your phone and go to the chat. You’re furious but suddenly you feel like someone’s stabbed you because you realize that you hadn’t responded to their message. You feel so much guilt, but decide that in order to save yourself from embarrassment, you should just make an excuse as to why it took you so long to respond, but right after you send the text, you remember that you posted a picture on Snapchat saying how mad it makes you feel when people don’t respond to your texts. In the end, the person screenshots your snap and says they feel the same

Sally: Hey , what happened between you and Mark?
You: I whoosarrassed him last night.

by dinosaurcar123 January 26, 2018

whomst'd've

Who would have thought that (According to Google)
In order to proof the definition open Google Translate, set the language to translate from to English and the language to translate to to German. Type 'whomst'd've' into the box. Click the swap button. What you see on the right is the definition of 'whomst'd've'

A: There is this person thinking that there were other candidates during the 2016 election
B: Whomst'd've?

by 32th System January 28, 2018

Whoops

Pretending to drop something so you can bend over and pick it up to get your crush to check out your ass

*drops pen

Me: whoops
Crush: daaamn

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018