Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

whiskey war

when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing

the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef

last saturday me and three of my friends had a whiskey war. we all got pretty damn wasted.

by bigwhisk2333 October 12, 2010

whiskey chest

When you drink and your body cant handle the whiskey so it gets pumped into your heart and makes your chest hurt.

I think u got whiskey chest.

by anonymous April 2, 2023

whiskey jug

Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.

Hey Dale, you ever whiskey jug your wife?

by Bubbalubba February 10, 2025

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it

A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn

by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I have been laying under different sheets just trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar till a quarter past 2

because I got a bad case of the Whiskey Blues

by Tanner Adell February 13, 2024