Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

Weekendtech

Someone who is an introvert

I'm so weekendtech.

by weekendtech May 27, 2021

Weekend Win

When you spend time on the weekend with quality people in your industry. Enjoying life.

I learned so much from going surfing with two of the Program Managers at Pacific Triangle. Their go-to-market strategy is incredibly unique in the industry. It was a Weekend Win for sure!

by Signor Ian November 21, 2021

Weekend Moment

When someone gets mad at another other friends for no reason over discord and they get rid of all their roles and kick them from the server, but then they come back to them 20 minutes later

Weekend Momenter: GRRRRR I HATE YOU GUYS BECAUSE I HAVE NO REASON!!!! >:V
Friend Group: Haha Weekend Moment!

by SourPatchKid22112 November 26, 2021

Weekendness

It’s a typical happy feeling on weekends. Can be similar to happiness.

I’m feeling weekendness. Lets Go for party tonight.

by Nirmal0707 March 25, 2022

weekend-leauge

If you play a full weekend league in Fifa you are a virgin and not able to get any friends

virgin is the new weekend-leauge

by CristierRonaldo June 24, 2022

Weekday Drinking

The road to depression. Most commonly found in the UK.

Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.

by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022