Wednesday

Wednesday is national Peter Vuitton drinks day

Hey Peter it’s Wednesday
Peter: guess I have to drink

by Yardyknowdadeal June 1, 2022

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Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.

My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.

by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024

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wednesday

National "eat a pack of altoids" day

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah

by amongus man January 12, 2022

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Washing Wednesday

I term used by uni students to describe there free day which ends up being used for washing clothes. Some times there is an Australian women for provides advice (AKA washer women).

Scott: hey ive got a free day What shall we do

Mark: mmm i need to do washings i guess

Scott: good idea cba at the weekend

Mark: Hey its washing wednesday

by MynameisnotmarkORISIT October 19, 2010

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fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.

What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

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