WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

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Walmart

To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.

To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.

"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".

by idowhatiwant2 January 9, 2014

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Walmart Fatty

A fat man exceeding 200 pounds at Walmart is considered a "Walmart Fatty"
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.

man 1- "hey did you see that guy on the scooter?"
man 2- "oh yeah! that's one huge Walmart Fatty!

by Gr8_guy October 6, 2021

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Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

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