Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.

"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"

by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020

Verballyabusivepsychoticmalefigure

A combination of two terrible fathers

Person 1: Did you hear about the new way of spelling terrible father?
Person 2: Wasn’t it Verballyabusivepsychoticmalefigure?
Person 1: Yeh

by Bad home life December 6, 2020

Verbal breastfeeding

To nourish, encourage and be a cheerleader for your male partner, friend or colleague because you are a woman and it is your job to make him feel like the king he is

Boss tells at Jake.

Jake is upset.

Sandra notices Jake is upset and immediately hangs up her call with the client, pulls chair next to Jake and starts a session of verbal breastfeeding.

Jake has regained his confidence and feels like a big boy who can take on the boss.

by Catherinewheel December 13, 2020

Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.

Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.

by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020

verbatt

Smart bastard. Knows some shit. Can't go wrong with a Verbatt in your life.

Man1: "I just became friends with Verbatt."
Man2: "Dude, that's the best news ever.

by Lotty Da February 9, 2021

verbal autopilot

When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.

Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!

Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.

by Rhondor February 12, 2022

verbal ball massage

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 23, 2022