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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020
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Valentin

Valentin is a nice guy with extraordinary kindness and an understanding personality. His sparkling eyes emit love as does his smile. Many would describe him as not very talkative, but chill and super nice to be around overall. His love is endless. He is cute, shrexy and attractive all in one, so better be aware.
girl 1: You found yourself a Valentin boy?
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.
by bloobitybloob June 7, 2022
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Valentine

Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.
Valentine let thing perish, but she is the most beautiful rise of the garden.
by Marzo8 November 23, 2021
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Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar
friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019
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st valentines scare

1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.

2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.

2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
by brutusthethird June 17, 2015
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