Vag Doodler

one who doodles vag's for a living.

example 1:
oh, so you work here? are you head of catering?

no, i'm just the vag doodler.

example 2 :

are those vag doodlers still in our kitchen!?

by dirtybitchesinc April 25, 2010

Vag-hook

Verb: The act of fish-hooking a woman by the *ahem*, private area, usually used to move said woman out of one's way

Joe: Bitch just wouldn't step off. So I vag-hooked her across the room

Jim: You da man! *high fives*

...

Jim: We're both going to hell for this.

Joe: Yup.

by Mr_Yellow January 18, 2010

vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010

Vag Tagged

Vag Tagged Is The Female Equivalent To Teabagging

She "Vag Tagged" Her Dead Enemy After Killing Him Because He Tried To Rape Her

by VintageSwordsman October 31, 2010

Dad vag

A dad that is just a big ass hole

Ugh my dad is such a dad vag

by Grandma July 20, 2016

velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016

mag vag

The mysterious, magical powers of the vagina to perform unnatural feats.

"She has the mag vag, didn't you hear? She can crush the will of any man just by taking him to her bedroom."

by jgr October 25, 2012