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victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024
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Victori

Victori is a beautiful person who loves her friends and family and is a very independent strong person. This person is caring and would help anyone in need. Victori is very patient and takes their time on things and will understand problems for you point of view. Being victori is everyone dream
Friend: did you see Victori today
Me:yesss I wanna be them so badddd
by HYIPPYbih April 24, 2023
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When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.
We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
by Shasol December 3, 2019
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Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out
Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Victory Hit

1 completely legal and consequence free way to hit a girl that has pushed you to the limit
My girl wouldn't keep her mouth shut about me not taking out the trash. So i Victory Hit her into the coffee table. Looks like she will be taking the trash out now
by iToad May 14, 2011
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Mask of Victory

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory
by Blaster65 September 11, 2018
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