Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.
It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.
I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!
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Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
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