german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 04, 2017

Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 18, 2013

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby March 01, 2016

unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014

unicorn llama

Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns

have you seen a llama with a horn around??

No why they don't even exist!?

Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE

later…

omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O

by Unicorn llamas are colorful September 02, 2015

Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower

Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.

by Swiggster23 January 28, 2015