ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019

ur mom

its just ur mom

hey guess what, what, ur mom! haha.
(i know,bad joke but still ur mom)

by gabe2261 November 4, 2022

ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021

ur mom

its a joke mostly used by 10-14 year old people trying to make a joke and then misrbley failing

someone: "what are you doing" another person: "ur mom" or "ur mom is gay"

by olive is swaggy January 18, 2022

Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 3, 2021