double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Twinkie

An Asian person who acts white.

We just found out that Japanese kid Alex just had sex with his cousin, I guess that makes him a twinkie.

by sirtim121 July 16, 2018

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Twinky milk

Twinky milk is a term used to refer a twink who’s being milked and drinkable item.

The man was happy to lactate the twink and drink his Twinky Milk.

by LordDoomShinji November 13, 2023

Twinkie

A humorous description of a yellow school bus used to transport students to school in the United States.

I was whipping my Twinkie to school with my morning route students.

by Joe G 3 January 18, 2025

redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021

pinky twinkie

a bite sized penis,, or pinky-sized to be exact.

"He tried to fuck me but I couldn't feel anything because he has a pinky twinkie."

by Siairuh June 13, 2023