twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

twat stack

a grouping of twats; collected and placed one on top of the other

Hey, check out that twat stack. it's 6 twats high.'Gotta feel bad for the twat at the bottom. 2 more twats, and she'd be crushed.

by mikey_v July 1, 2009

you twat

Someone being a complete utter cuntbag.

Stop being such a cunt you twat.

by dontbeatwat.. February 8, 2017

Ass Twat

Ass Twat

Someone who is a stupid asshole and a bit of a twat at the same time

"You cut your Finger with that knife you Ass Twat"

by Nosheen Richardson March 10, 2007

daft twat

Synonym of silly cunt

- I've lost my wallet.
- You daft twat!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

Twat Face

A Nazi-like bitch who dominates a forum who bans members arbitrarily and those who does not subscribe to her narrow point of view. Lacks any sense of humor and derives pleasure at the little power they wield. Usually their only sense of satisfaction and have very to little for.

Eve Batey is a TWAT FACE, anyone who does not conform to her ultra liberal stance would be ban outright.

by param4u February 16, 2010

Twat Slap

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.

Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!

by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010