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Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
by Popguy December 15, 2022
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trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
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tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
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serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
by Serbian Native March 3, 2018
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Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
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Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
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