Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022

Tristan

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

by Personvr February 17, 2024

Tristan

Tristan is a big dicked, fine-ass boy. He's an amazing friend. But he's as freaky as hell.

Tristan: *humps me*
Me: *falls in love*
Also Tristan: *puts his face right above my ass and his other hand on the other side of me*
Also me: *fights the urge to kiss him right then and there*

by Walkers World April 20, 2022

Tristan

A Putin-Loving-Nonce

Hey, Ukrainian Kids, stay away from that Tristan

by HumblePie733t June 07, 2022

Tristan

my boyfriend

I love Tristan, my boyfriend.

by Nononosticktothestuffyouknow May 02, 2022

Tristan

A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Tristan can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Tristan?

Friend: Who’s that hot guy
Me: Tristan
Friend: I want a Tristan
by Scarlet0109 January 14, 2019

by Oi mumma November 23, 2021

Tristan

Honestly the gayest person ever. he’s good in bed.good in games.

I hate people like a tristan

by anonymous.69 February 01, 2020