Dirty Dorshimer Trail

When A girl attempts to grind on a man, but while grinding rubs shit on his body like a trail from her unwhiped ass.

Hey whats that on your hip?

Oh man, hannuh gave me an old fashioned dirty dorshimer trail.

You lucky bastard!

by Nick Dorshimer September 23, 2007

National Treasure Trail

The medium-dense line of soft fur adorning the canvas of Nicolas Cage's navel to the base of his monument.

What an incredible trip to Boston! I only wish we could have eaten some hummus from the National Treasure Trail.

Nicolas Cage has lured many a starlet to tour his National Treasure Trail.

by Ron Rhymes May 27, 2014

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by radgtr June 25, 2009

oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

by muffinstuff April 12, 2006

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

Tokyo Ball Trail

While you're giving your man head you slice his ball sack open with a samurai sword and let him chase his balls leaving a trail of blood.

I made a Tokyo Ball Trail with my homeboy last night.

by TokyoSamurai December 01, 2019

Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.

My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.

by Indy the Great January 24, 2019