French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

Toast Effect

A person who was born white, but slowly starts to act like a black guy eg;A wigger

WHAT THE FUCK!! MY T.V. WAS STOLEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND THEIR AREN'T FRIED CHICKEN BONES AND WATER MELLON RINDS COVERING THE CRIME SCENE!! This wasn't the work of a black man, but instead a white man who had the toast effect!!

by Coojoe Montez September 7, 2005

Gross toast

Toast that is... gross
might be soggy
perhaps too buttery
overall ICK

I threw gross toast at my friend consuela.

Bob ate the gross toast that his mother cooked for him.

Nothing rhymes with gross besides toast, hence the creation of gross toast.

by Smarticle Butties December 23, 2009

Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

by Herovillain September 23, 2010

punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.

D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by Jeff Schultz January 2, 2009

Banshee Toast

In Halo 3, this is the result of what usually happens when a Banshee gets shot down with a Spartan Laser.

I flew the Banshee towards the other base and, as a result, I became Banshee Toast.

by Paul Sanderson January 24, 2008