iron tower

During the act of sex, removing a frozen piece of feces (human) from storage and penetrating a womans anus with it from behind.

"Hey Steve, I gave your mom the old Iron Tower lastnight!"

by Kurthak June 8, 2008

trump tower reach around

It is the act of servicing an old white rich man while on your knees. As you are servicing him he reaches around you to steal the wallet out of your back pocket

I was so blinded by the man I did not realize I was partaking in a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

small-town syndrome

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.

God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!

by szechwean December 30, 2009

Monroe Township

A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.

Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.

All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.

P1: Ugh, man! This place sucks!
P2: I know, it's almost like we're back in Monroe Township again.

by The cheeesze bandit March 23, 2019

The Town

Oaklnd, California

aight ya'll I'm Finta go to the town...

by Pimptress December 17, 2003

c town

Cleveland, a city in northern Ohio

Lebron plays b-ball for the Cavs in c town.

by Stanch October 13, 2006

pound-town

The "place" one goes to engage in sexual intercourse without any formalities such as kissing, foreplay or even careful removal of clothing.

"Why does that guy look so mad?"
"Because last night, Bruce took his sister to pound-town."

by kdodge April 27, 2008