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Goverment kink

That's a kink where people get off thinking about the goverment spying on them trough their webcams and/or phone cameras.
That dude is so freaky.... he gets off to the goverment spying on him trough his webcam. He has a Goverment kink.
by thick ass homosexual January 17, 2018
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kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
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Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
by shakleton November 22, 2021
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Piss Kink

Something That Sawyer Has
Sawyer has a fat massive bigger than the universe piss kink!
by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021
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Wrist kink

If they have a wrist kink they love you.

Maybe.
“I really wanna break your wrist
“ So you have a wrist kink?”
by Milan. November 7, 2021
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Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night
Alistair defo has a selfie kink
by Rattus5 November 8, 2021
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Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex
Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight
by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021
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