Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.
“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”
by Johngefc June 25, 2021
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 03, 2015
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side-boob

Sideboob is the registered trademark of a fashion line by the company Some Brand in Germany (www.sideboob.de). The name Sideboob originates from their renowned shirts with deep and wide side cutouts, which allow a view of the female and male breast seen from the side.
I love these SIDEBOOB Shirts, because they allow a nice view of her breast from the side. Show some side-boob!
by Zischerio August 30, 2013
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Side-Slipper

A person who will initiate and wishes to, or attempts, to become involved, usually romantically, with a man or woman, who is already in an established relationship, (e.g., married, engaged, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.), but will not put forth the effort to obtain and establish a relationship of their own. To engage in an affair or come between two parties. Such relationships might be deemed genuine, at least from the perspective of the "side slipper," or merely an attempt by such a person to interfere with the sole purpose of causing temporary or permanent disruption of the established party's relationship. (May also be seen or written as "Side Slipper").

Variation: To "side-slip."
Josie just can't seem to get away from the life of being a side-slipper. She keeps trying to get with Curtis but knows he and Laura are engaged to be married. She claims she is actually in love with him, but I think she merely wants to cause trouble to break them up. If she spent more time trying to find someone of her own, she wouldn't have time to worry about what others are doing.

Larry thinks he can slide-slip between Diane and Ronnie. He's been after her for a while, but might experience a rude awakening.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 13, 2019
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Side lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.
“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”
by Julactus October 02, 2018
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Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.
Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning
by José Wanahumpalota December 12, 2011
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