on your one's

By Yourself (On your own)

Your going to be on your one's today!

by Isaac Ingram May 18, 2006

Cold one

Something the boys crack

Saturday is for cracking a cold one with the boys

by myJam2.0 June 11, 2017

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

Drop it on the one

A bowel movement.

I'm about to drop it on the one.

Whitney Houston said this in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.

by RayRay2009 September 2, 2009

one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

smoke one

1.The act of smoking Marijuana.
2.Askin the question to smoke Marijuana.

1.person 1:whats really good?
person 2: chillin! Finna smoke one!

2.person 1:KJ,smoke one wit ya boy?
person 2:That's a bet!

by Kevin Jones January 21, 2005