Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008

Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

Window Game

A term used to describe the act of fornication

GUY: Hey baby, you wanna play the Window Game?

GIRL: What's the Window Game?

GUY: You open up and I'll hang out of you!

by Cringle32 September 12, 2010

Windows-10

"Windows-10" to keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows-10 me, Mike!

by senpais-dic-tionary May 25, 2016

Games for Windows

A marketing campaign by Microsoft to show that Windows is the only PC gaming platform(Mac OS has very few games and Linux has no hope of being a gaming platform). Games showing this are expected to be Windows Vista compatible. The new GfW DVD case is designed to be similar to conole game cases.

Windows user: Games for Windows - that gets to the point. Sucks to be a Mac.

Mac user: DAMMIT MAN! Where are all the Mac games.

by btx June 17, 2007

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004